the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut
gf: hey come over ;)
me: i cant im in bonnie tyler’s music video for total eclipse of the heart
gf: my parents aren’t home
Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.
MY DAD GAVE ME A GOLDEN GAYTIME IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER
I DIDNT REALISE HOW THIS MIGHT SOUND TO NON-AUSTRALIANS IM REALLY SORRY
i feel like you australians are just fucking with us now